It’s been a very sexy few weeks here at Fang & Fur HQ as we’ve been receiving all your Sexy Kitty Competition entries! We’ve been overwhelmed by the number of entries, the social media enthusiasm, and the fact that other people find sexy kitties as hilarious as we do!!
The variety of entries has also been surprising. We’ve had coyly sexy kitties. Pinup-style kitties. Bondage kitties. Bedroom-eyed kitties. And downright purrverted kitties!! All the entries can be viewed on our Pinterest page. Be warned though, it’s pretty damn sexy.
But in the end, the decision as to who is the sexiest kitty was not ours. This gravely important task was left to our sexy judge, Labretta Suede. Labretta is highly qualified for the position having been a burlesque performer and a Penthouse Playmate! She is also the frontwoman of Labretta Suede & the Motel Six, and co-owner of Cockspurs Vintage in Auckland’s Titirangi.
So, without further adieu, we shall hand over to Labretta…
“Meow! Thanks Fang & Fur for this opportunity, it has been hiss-terical! So many pussies to choose from. However, call me purrrrr-dish but I seem to be feline the classic pin-up poseur.
So…. CAT-GRATULATIONS to Monty fur taking out the competition! Monty’s photo is a claw-ver and purrr-fect pin-up pose. The Rita Hayworth of the pin-up pussy world. Monty, like Rita, gives good face.
Fur-tunately, there is room for a few ‘honorary mentions’. Take it away Molly, Jupiter and Rocket for having that certain je ne sais quoi/X factor. These kitties spoke to me with their boudoir eyes – they just kill me!” (You can have a purrrve below).
So there you have it, New Zealand’s Sexiest Kitty has been found and, my lordy, isn’t he sexxxyy!!!
Monty and his hoomans will receive a sexy Fang & Fur prize pack. And of course, Molly, Jupiter, Rocket and their hoomans will receive some goodies too!
Thanks so much to everyone who entered. And who knows, maybe we’ll do it all again next year?